20 Worst Dad Jokes For Father’s Day Minnesota, Iowa, South Dakota!

Father's Day Weekend is coming up which means dads across Minnesota, Iowa, and South Dakota will be telling some Bad Dad Jokes. Here are some to help you get ready. 

Here are 20 of the Worst (or best, depending on how you look at it) Dad Jokes Of All Time...

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two-tired.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumbly.

I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in ten did.

What kind of music do planets listen to? Neptunes!

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why did the man go to the barbecue with one mustache? Because he mustache.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

How do you throw a space party? You planet!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed.

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted!

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? To see time fly.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

What do you call a fish wearing a tie? Sofishticated.