Patty’s Ponderings. . .What Do Your Guy’s Undies Say About Him?

Time to take another look at what your fella is telling you about himself, according to his unmentionables, which I'm about to mention.

Does he wear:

• Briefs - Tighty whities may indicate your guy's unwilling to grow up!
• Boxers - Very conservative & traditional, enjoys being 'a real man'.
• Boxer Briefs - Athletic, he pays extra attention to the way he looks.
• Bikini - This boy dresses to impress, leaving nothing to the imagination. He wants everyone to know what's lurking beneath!
• Commando - A free spirit, rebellious, carefree, self-confident, or- - a college guy with no money to do laundry!