The 10 Commandments If Written By Someone From Minnesota!?

Watching the movie The 10 Commandments has become an Easter tradition. But what would the 10 Commandments have looked like if they were written by a Minnesotan?

The Bible says Moses then led his people to Mount Saini in Egypt where God gave Moses the Ten Commandments. as well as the other laws for right living.

But what if things happened differently?

What if it had been a Minnesota holy man that was called to the top of Lutsen Mountains to receive the word?

A friend of mine sent me a pic he snapped of a plaque hanging at a flea market with the “10 Commandments Minnesota Style”...

1. Der's only one God ya Know.
2. Don't make the fish on yer mantle an idol.
3. Cussin' ain't Minnesota Nice.
4. Go to church even when yer up 'nort.
5. Honor yer folks.
6. Don't kill...catch & release.
7. Der's only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin'!
8. If it ain't yer lutefisk, don't take it.
9. Don't be braggin' 'bout how much snow you shoveled.
10. Keep yer mind off yer neighbor's hot dish.