Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Every Solo One Direction Song Ranked From Worst to Best
Ever wondered how the One Direction members' solo careers stack up against each other? Behold our definitive ranking of Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall and Liam's songs.
Louis Tomlinson Brings ‘Just Hold On’ Stateside, Performs on ‘Jimmy Fallon’
Louis Tomlinson performed his debut single as a solo artist, 'Just Hold On,' for the first time in the U.S. last night on 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.'
Madonna Banned From Texas Radio Station Following ‘Un-American’ Protest Speech
“Banning all Madonna songs at HITS 105 is not a matter of politics," Thomas wrote. "It’s a matter of patriotism."
Ciara’s Son Future Supports Gender Equality, Offers Proof Not All Hope Is Lost in Trump’s America
"All the women deserve to be treated equal," baby Future says, with some help from Ciara and Wilson. "You have our support ladies!"
Mariah Carey to Reportedly Debut New Single With Rapper YG During ‘Mariah’s World’ Finale
Carey reportedly already recorded a song with rapper YG and shot a music video to support the track — all in the span of 24 hours.
Brian Littrell’s Real Bummed Backstreet Boys Can’t Play Donald Trump’s Inauguration
“Hollywood needs to chill out, all right? You’re talking about the commander-in-chief, right? We’re talking about respect."
Listen to Fiona Apple’s Searing Anti-Donald Trump Chant ‘Tiny Hands’
The 'Extraordinary Machine' singer released the oddly infectious, minute-long clip yesterday (January 17) in conjunction with composer Michael Whalen.
Green Day Release Anti-Donald Trump Lyric Video for ‘Troubled Times’
Just in case you weren't clear on the band's politics.
Ed Sheeran Scores First Hot 100 No. 1 as a Performer With ‘Shape of You’
Ed Sheeran's two new songs have already earned him top honors on the Billboard Hot 100
Elvis Presley Conspiracy Theorists Believe Bearded Man Is The King in Disguise
A group of Elvis Presley death hoax supporters believe a man who attended the King's 82nd birthday tribute at Graceland is actually the late legend in disguise.