Why Do People Park Like This In Sioux Falls?

I was parked at a Sioux Falls business, and when I came out, someone had parked so close to my car that I couldn’t open the door and get in. Who does this?

The Silver Subaru was parked so crappy close next to my CRV that I couldn’t open my driver's side door enough to get in.

If I did open it as far as I could, I was going to door dig the side of the Subaru. I didn’t want to do that.

So I climbed in through the passenger's side door and crawled across so I could back my car out of the space.

I tried to comprehend why someone would park this badly and not re-park in that spacious spot.  What could they possibly be thinking?

A)-They are seeing impaired and shouldn’t be driving in the first place.

B)-Their GPS said "You have arrived," so they just stopped wherever they were at that exact moment.

C)-They thought the lines were just suggestions, like serving sizes on snack foods.

D)-They're conducting a social experiment on how much personal space violation people will tolerate.

E)-They're protesting the tyranny of standardised parking spaces - one crooked park at a time.

F)-They park exclusively using “The Force”, but they're still a Padawan learner.

G)-They genuinely believe their car looks better at a 37-degree angle.

H)-They hate Minnesota Vikings fans.

I)-They simply couldn't care less about anyone but themselves.