Want A 6-Foot Costco Vampire Butler In Your House This Halloween?

Halloween decorations have officially entered the “Why not?” phase of the year, and the Sioux Falls Costco is ready to help turn your home into a haunted mansion.

If a six-foot-tall vampire butler standing in your living room sounds like exactly what your Halloween décor is missing, Costco has you covered.

The Sioux Falls Costco has a 6-Foot Animated Vampire Butler is priced at just $99.97 and comes complete with LED eyes and spooky sound effects.

Because apparently, having a six-foot vampire greeting your guests is now considered normal Halloween decorating.

But if you really want to go BIG, Costco also has a Giant Groundbreaking Skeleton for $259.99.

This monster-sized decoration features LCD eyes and sound, making it a pretty impressive addition to your yard, haunted house or neighborhood Halloween display.

The vampire butler could make a great front-door greeter, although you may want to warn the delivery drivers.

The skeleton, meanwhile, could easily become the centerpiece of your Halloween setup.

Of course, there is one important question: Where are you going to store a six-foot vampire for the other 364 days of the year?

Then again, that's a problem for November.

With Halloween approaching, Costco's oversized decorations are perfect for anyone who believes there is no such thing as “too much Halloween.”

Just remember: Once you put a six-foot vampire in your house, your regular porch pumpkin is going to feel seriously underachieving.