Oktoberfest is that festive time of year when the weather cools and the beer flows, with prost as far as the blurry, beer-goggled eyes can see. It also used to be what folks used before Tinder digitalized our other (non-beer) thirsts.

Something a low-key as the location of a bow can have romantic implications. Did you know (dontcha know!)?

The Story of the Dirndl

Street Style - Oktoberfest 2017
Call her Mrs Liam Neeson, cuz she's TAKEN (Getty Images)
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A dirndl is a full-length apron, and it's traditionally worn in Germany (and appropriated for American Oktoberfests). There's a bow on the dirndl, and where it's tied can indicate her relationship status.

Bow on the Right Side

Street Style - Oktoberfest 2017
That's a NEIN from me, dawg... (Getty Images)
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  • she's married or in a serious relationship

Bow on the Left Side

Street Style - Oktoberfest 2017
Is that a stein in your pocket or are you...oh, it's a stein. Weirdo. (Getty Images)
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  • she's single and ready to prost the night away!

Bow in the Middle (front)

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  • she's a virgin and/or a child. Proceed with extreme caution (OR: just don't).

Bow in the Middle (back)

Opening Day - Oktoberfest 2016
Couldn't find an actual example, so I'll use this pic for...reasons... (Getty Images)
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  • she's either a widow...or just waitressing. Best to respectfully ask, hoss.

Of course, these are German traditions. Americans like to half-ass appropriate other cultures as an excuse to get hammered (*cough* St. Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo...), so just because a gal at your local Oktoberfest celebration is wearing a bow on her left side doesn't necessarily mean she's looking for love.

Per everything in life, make sure there's clear (and sober) consent before you proceed.

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