Do Minnesotans Know About This Oktoberfest Tradition?
Oktoberfest is that festive time of year when the weather cools and the beer flows, with prost as far as the blurry, beer-goggled eyes can see. It also used to be what folks used before Tinder digitalized our other (non-beer) thirsts.
Something a low-key as the location of a bow can have romantic implications. Did you know (dontcha know!)?
The Story of the Dirndl
A dirndl is a full-length apron, and it's traditionally worn in Germany (and appropriated for American Oktoberfests). There's a bow on the dirndl, and where it's tied can indicate her relationship status.
Bow on the Right Side
- she's married or in a serious relationship
Bow on the Left Side
- she's single and ready to prost the night away!
Bow in the Middle (front)
- she's a virgin and/or a child. Proceed with extreme caution (OR: just don't).
Bow in the Middle (back)
- she's either a widow...or just waitressing. Best to respectfully ask, hoss.
Of course, these are German traditions. Americans like to half-ass appropriate other cultures as an excuse to get hammered (*cough* St. Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo...), so just because a gal at your local Oktoberfest celebration is wearing a bow on her left side doesn't necessarily mean she's looking for love.
Per everything in life, make sure there's clear (and sober) consent before you proceed.
H/T: Rare Dirndl
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